butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

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moses: let my people go
pharaoh: man what is WITH these sjws
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mayadoesstuff:

trappedinsanity:

in Teen Titans we don’t say “I love you” we say “I like the way you shoot starbolts” which roughly translates to “batman never taught me how to talk to girls and that’s sadly the best compliment I could manage” and I think that’s beautiful.-cyborg-window-hallucination

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mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

42 minutes ago - 143212 - source - via -

officialcrow:

sizvideos:

Who needs traffic lights? Not the drivers in Ethiopia - Video

FUCK THIS

moses: let my people go
pharaoh: man what is WITH these sjws
2 hours ago - 11145 - source - via - - #omfg

(Source: obsessedrandomness)

5 hours ago - 1113 - source - via -

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

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spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

(Source: krishnaa)

5 hours ago - 58415 - source - via -
Mom, I can’t save during a battle! —Ancient proverb (via sassykardashian)

(Source: ficksing)

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